"Drunk, hung, and spoiled is no way to go through life, son."

Just when you've heard it all, the kids in Washington D.C. are requesting bigger condoms. Shit, I wish my high school distributed condoms back in the day. Back in the day we had walk 5 miles to buy condoms and it was embarrassing enough to ask for them from the clerk behind the counter let alone buy them. And now you brats want bigger ones! Shows you the kind of culture we live in today. Why don't you use a Glad garbage bag instead?

D.C. College Students Are Well Hung, Spoiled -Unzipped.com
High school students and college-age adults have been complaining to District officials that the free condoms the city has been offering are not of good enough quality and are too small...

So D.C. officials have decided to stock up on Trojan condoms, including the company's super-size Magnum variety, and they have begun to authorize teachers or counselors, preferably male, to distribute condoms to students if the teachers complete a 30-minute online training course called "WrapMC" -- for Master of Condoms.

"If people get what they don't want, they are just going to trash them," said T. Squalls, 30, who attends the University of the District of Columbia. "So why not spend a few extra dollars and get what people want?"

NOTE: it's important to note that Washington D.C. has the highest HIV infection rate in the country.

Ever wonder which state has the biggest dicks?

Well, now you can. Condomania, makers of TheyFit custom-sized condoms has come up with a survey. Check it out here.

http://secure.condomania.com/Rankings/

My Birthday Wish

Just wondering why?...

Becoming the HULK --(A Work in Progress)

So much as changed in the past three months. After a brief hiatus from the gym because of issues seemingly beyond my control I was finally able to secure a membership with another gym with better facilities. I'm happy to announce that my trips to the gym have begun to pay off. Not only have I gone from 315lbs. to a more svelte and muscular 270lbs. I have also lost that fat pad above my penis. My penis looks a little bigger in comparison. All that stomach fat seemed to be suffocating my package. That loss of fat on my abdomen makes a huge difference, I mean I can even SEE the beginning of my obliques! I haven't seen those in years I'm actually preparing a room for them to stay with fresh sheets. My exercise routine always consists of 30 minutes of cardio after my weight training. I usually do 250-400 reps on various ab machines including 100 leg raises in a roman chair. I spend more time in the gym than I like. Like 2-3 1/2 hours. Seriously. My goal is to get down to a lean and muscular 230lbs and nothing's gonna stop me from reaching my goal. I'm addicted to getting fit and looking good. More to come...

I'm wondering the same thing...

I found this on a fellow blogger's site and it rings true.

Seriously, How Big Does It Have to Be?

I met a guy the other day that was blessed by the Gods with this big piece of equipment he carries around in his pants. Now I think I am okay, but as soon as this son of a bitch revealed his stuff I started to think that mine wasn't as big as it should be. I have never met a dude that truly wouldn't mind a bit more length or maybe even to throw some extra girth on there as well.


Go to the bathroom and guys are constantly sizing each other up. Not for sexual purposes, well not ONLY for sexual purposes, but to see if they are adequately filled out. When men are drunk we tend to show off our dicks like if it's as though we want people to say..GOOD GOD THAT IS ONE BIG ASS PIECE OF MEAT..lol..not that I have ever flashed myself at a party..


Never have I used a contraption like those mechanism you stick your hog in to gain an inch..and does xtenz really work??...potions and lotions, this pill and that pill, men have tried it all. Even going under the knife to let out a little at the base. Crazy?? HELL YEAH!!


We will always have the preconceived notion that we deserve more, especially in the dick department, but we are all created perfectly inperfect. Besides, to much dick leaves you one kind of partner. HORSES.


ciao for now,


Mardi Reid
masculinegender.blogspot.com/

See, I told you...

Stretching device adds an inch to penis length

Last Updated: 2009-03-25 14:12:00 -0400 (Reuters Health)

By Anne Harding

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - A device that claims to lengthen the penis by exerting increasingly powerful traction on the organ seems to work, Italian researchers have found.

In a small pilot study, men who used the device for six months saw an average increase of 2.3 centimeters in penis length. Just two men withdrew from the study, due to pain and bruising of the penis.

Given the safety and effectiveness of the device, Dr. Paolo Gontero of the University of Turin and his colleagues say, it should be considered a "first-line treatment for patients seeking a penile lengthening procedure" -- if their findings are confirmed by other researchers.

But Gontero pointed out in an email to Reuters Health that using the device requires some commitment. "Patients need to be highly motivated to wear the device for at least 4 to 6 hours a day for a minimum of 3 months," he said, adding that they cannot wear it while sleeping or engaging in daily activity.

Most men who seek medical advice on increasing their penis size have normal-size penises, Gontero and his team note, meaning the problem is cosmetic rather than medical. "More than 90 percent of patients seeking lengthening of the penis do actually have a penis size falling in the normal range," Gontero said. The medical definition of a too-small penis is four centimeters or less when flaccid, or seven centimeters or less when erect.

Just one of the 15 men in the current study had an abnormally small penis, 8 had undergone surgery that shortened their penises, and the rest had what is known as "penile dysmorphophobia," or the belief that one's penis is abnormally small when it actually falls within the normal range.

The men were instructed to use the device, the Andro-Penis made by Andromedical of Madrid, for at least 4 hours a day. It consists of a plastic ring and a silicone band joined by two metal rods, which can be adjusted to change traction force. Men used the device at increasing levels of traction force over the course of the study.

Penis length did increase, with most of the increase seen in the first month of using the device, the researchers found. Six months after the men had stopped using the device, the increase in length had been maintained. Study participants reported improvements in erectile function after using the device.

Various types of surgery have been tried for adding length and girth to the penis, but they carry risks including scarring, infection and sexual dysfunction, Gontero and his team note, and patient dissatisfaction with these surgeries is high.

What's more, the device seems to work better than the surgery. "The mean lengthening achieved with Andro-Penis was 1 inch. The mean lengthening achieved with surgery is more or less half an inch," Gontero reported.

SOURCE: BJU International, March 2009.