New Year. New Rules

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"Drunk, hung, and spoiled is no way to go through life, son."

Just when you've heard it all, the kids in Washington D.C. are requesting bigger condoms. Shit, I wish my high school distributed condoms back in the day. Back in the day we had walk 5 miles to buy condoms and it was embarrassing enough to ask for them from the clerk behind the counter let alone buy them. And now you brats want bigger ones! Shows you the kind of culture we live in today. Why don't you use a Glad garbage bag instead?

D.C. College Students Are Well Hung, Spoiled -Unzipped.com
High school students and college-age adults have been complaining to District officials that the free condoms the city has been offering are not of good enough quality and are too small...

So D.C. officials have decided to stock up on Trojan condoms, including the company's super-size Magnum variety, and they have begun to authorize teachers or counselors, preferably male, to distribute condoms to students if the teachers complete a 30-minute online training course called "WrapMC" -- for Master of Condoms.

"If people get what they don't want, they are just going to trash them," said T. Squalls, 30, who attends the University of the District of Columbia. "So why not spend a few extra dollars and get what people want?"

NOTE: it's important to note that Washington D.C. has the highest HIV infection rate in the country.

Ever wonder which state has the biggest dicks?

Well, now you can. Condomania, makers of TheyFit custom-sized condoms has come up with a survey. Check it out here.

http://secure.condomania.com/Rankings/

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Just wondering why?...